either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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