windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize