did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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