dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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