Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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