I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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