I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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