i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
only if we run a train.
done.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
