..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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