i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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