Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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