You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
They are going to name an STD after you.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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