I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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