we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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