i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
