so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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