Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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