I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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