Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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