Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
send nudes
from the living room?
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