i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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