You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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