I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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