Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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