If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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