His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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