I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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