I'm really into asian looking animals
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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