glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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