I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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