Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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