Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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