Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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