I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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