ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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