Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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