They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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