You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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