Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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