it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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