Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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