You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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