Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
After tacos, we're chasing women.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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