why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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