so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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