He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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