I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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