There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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