piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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