i may or may not be watching the land before time
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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