i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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