That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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