I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I need to align my fucking chakras
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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