Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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